charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

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pragnacious:

One time I read a fic where Charles was still able to feel his legs at this point, and it was only after Erik turned him over and moved him around that he lost feeling.

This was something that he never ever told Erik.

Just thought I’d ruin some of your lives you’re welcome.

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horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

talkedtoomuchsaidtoolittle:

No joke, I have done that before. Just in case anyone needed further proof that I’m insanely awkward.

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meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

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tommtaffs:

nikolawashere:

NY under water.

The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.  

It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool.

This is wow

cutestofthecute:

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lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

peet4s-bunns:

peet4s-bunns:

peet4s-bunns:

So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle

You think I’m joking don’t you

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How to except an award on someone else's behalf by Adam Chanler-Berat and Celia Keenan-Bolger

Celia: The thing about Christian Borle is that all of us are better actors and people for having been in a play with him...so... I should say something funny also, because he's funny. What's a good story about Christian?
Adam: He sweats a lot.
Celia: Ooh, he does.
Adam: He's a sweaty actor.
Celia: BOOM!
Adam: ZINGA!!